Hmph, as if I'd let myself just sit back and get saved! If I'm not the main character, I'll just have to make a new story, with me as the main character and everyone else as...supporting cast members and stage crew I guess!

It does seem like it'd be kind of complex if you were to, y'know, count all of that, though. You'd have to think about it every year and it'd just get really hard to keep track of. Best to keep it simple!