Cynthia | Fire Emblem Awakening

All right, I think I've got it!

[And there Cynthia is, mugging for the camera as usual. Her Pokemon are there, too, but there's... something new.

Well, a pegasus is kind of like a Pokemon, right? ...Kind of...

And she also has a Killer Lance on her, which]

These weird crystal towers seem like they have something to do with why everything's gotten everything's gotten all funky... I mean, they showed up at the same time and everything!

So, one thing's for certain... I've got to take this thing down!

...I mean, I've been wailing on it for days, and I'm pretty sure I've broken about twenty spears on the darn thing. But this will be the last one!

And I'm going to show it off, because you all are going to want to see this!

[...she takes the camera from its position and holds it in her free hand, because she's nothing if not completely ridiculous. She mounts her horse and can be heard laughing gleefully among the flapping of the pegasus's wings as she takes off from the ground, and the crystal gets closer and closer... until she gets in to range, at which point she yells.]

Killer Lance Knockout Speciaaaaaaaal!

[AND SO SHE STRIKES WITH ALL HER MIGHT... and the spear bounces off with a clang.

It is a loud clang, but a clang nonetheless.]

...Aw, nuts! And I hyped it up so much, too...

[Disappointment obvious in her tone, she gives it another, lighter hit for good measure.

...AND THEN THE CRYSTAL SHATTERS BECAUSE APPARENTLY THIS TIME SHE GETS A CRIT]

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Ha ha ha haaaaaaa~! Yeah, I totally expected that! Who's great? I'm great! Once again, the day is saved, thanks to Cynthia, the Knight of Supreme Crystal-Shattering!

[The feed ends, but she touches down in the area to receive adulation from anyone in the general vicinity.]